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Chester, who has been the subject of approximately 340 individual Instagram posts, eleven TikTok videos, one moderately viral Reel, and a Substack titled Chester Chronicles since his adoption in 2022, has, according to his owner’s therapist and no one else, been “acting a little different lately.”
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You are not going to be the guy with the bunker. You are going to be the guy with a phone at four percent and a bag of shredded cheese. Eight things that fix that, ranked by how you die without them.
Until next week. Stay weird.
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