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Jul 9, 2026

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Talking Coyote Increasingly Concerned You May Have Eaten Too Much Peyote

The coyote, who introduced himself earlier as Terrence, initially engaged with you on a wide range of philosophical topics, including the nature of memory, the American West, and a moving personal anecdote about his mother. In recent minutes, however, his tone has shifted. “I don’t want to make this weird,” Terrence said. “But you’re kind of, like, sweating a lot. And you keep asking me if I’m real. Which — I mean, I appreciate the question. It’s a good question. But you’ve asked it eleven times.”

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Kids’ Brownie Stand Outside Weed Shop Has Pulled In $1,400 In Three Hours, Mostly From Same Six Guys

Office Of 40 Quietly Tracking Which Days Greg Doesn’t Brush His Teeth

Phoneless 14-Year-Old Spending Three Hours A Day Reading Coupon Inserts Out Of Sheer Desperation

PSA: Just Because It’s Wrapped In A Tortilla Doesn’t Mean You Should Eat It

Until next week. Stay weird.

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