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“I know how this looks,” the technician said Wednesday afternoon, rolling down the window of the idling van to speak to a reporter. “I know. I get it. Middle-aged guy. Windowless van. Running engine. Park. I’ve been sitting here a while. I look like a guy. I look like that guy. But I’m not that guy. I promise.”
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Until next week. Stay weird.
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