The underwear, which Doug Markowski first placed in the glove box on the morning of October 14, 2019, sits beneath the vehicle’s registration, two unopened ketchup packets, a tire pressure gauge, a 2017 oil change receipt, and a single AAA membership card belonging to a previous owner. The briefs are folded into a tight rectangle. They are wrapped, as a secondary measure, in a Ziploc sandwich bag. The Ziploc has, over the years, developed a faint patina that Markowski has elected not to examine closely.
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Until next week. Stay weird.