Four days after his position on a midterm Senate race collapsed for the third consecutive time, local logistics coordinator Dale Ostrander, 43, gathered five friends in his garage Saturday to reassure them that his $40,000 in realized losses on election prediction markets means he is, functionally, incapable of losing.
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You are not going to be the guy with the bunker. You are going to be the guy with a phone at four percent and a bag of shredded cheese. Eight things that fix that, ranked by how you die without them.
Until next week. Stay weird.