We're back with favorites from the Fried Ocean archive.
A 12-inch carbon steel pan promised eternal life in 1979, and it delivered: it outlasted the retired HVAC estimator who bought it, four decades of eggs and one raccoon, and is now marked $3 on a card table next to a nebulizer.
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FRIED OCEAN RECOMMENDS
White elephant season. Every year someone brings a candle, and every year everyone silently agrees to forget that person's name. Gifts under $25 that keep you off that list.
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